Ye muje bahot chodta h

Wife in court: Ye muje bahot chodta h, maine es k sath nhi rhna
JUDG 2 Hsb: Kitni baar ?
Hsb: Raat ko sone se phle
adhi raat ko
subah chai se phle
chai p k
brkfst se phle
brkfast k baad
office jane se phle
dopahr office se aa k
lunch krke
sham ko office se aa k
fir chai p k
dinner se phle & dinner krne k baad..
Judge : Itni baar chod k tu bor ni hota ?

Husbd: Ji jab bor hota hu tab muth maar leta hu.