Worried Mother gives her Daughter?

Worried Mother gives her Daughter?
A Pack of condoms b4 a date!

Gal Laughs,Hugs her mother & Says-
Yahi soch to badalni hai maa!

I'm Dating Julie,
Give me Mulie

LIC launches a new sexy Policy

LIC launches a new sexy Policy "Jeevan Sambhog" in partnership with MANFORCE condoms & UNWANTED-72

The new punch line:-
Thokne ke Saath Bhi,
Thokne ke Baad Bhi.

GIRL: I'm sure k duniya me sab se badi tumhari Lulli hai!

GIRL: I'm sure k duniya me sab se badi tumhari Lulli hai!

GUY: (in excitmnt) Achcha! Woh kaise?

GIRL: Kyon ki uske baad LUND ki category shuru ho jati hai!!

Santa ne cooking contest main participate kia

Santa ne cooking contest main participate kia

aur

khali bartan main chammach firane laga.

JUDGE: kya bana rahe ho?

Santa: Chutiya... ;P :D ;)

Ek din mila wo muj se

Ek din mila wo muj se,
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buja buja sa,
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jhuka jhuka sa
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Thaka thaka sa
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Udasion me
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Racha bassa sa
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Muje andaza ho gya k gandoo muth maar k aya hai

1 Kisaan luti hui izzat k halat me Gaon me aaya

1 Kisaan luti hui izzat k halat me Gaon me aaya

Sab ne pucha- Kya hua

Kisaan- Shahar me Anaaj bech rha tha "GEHOON LE LO"

Kamino ne Samjha
"GAY-HU-LE-LO"

Gum me bhi jeena aata h

Gum me bhi jeena aata h

sex karne me b pasina aata h

Tere msg ki bat hi kya karu gaandu

tere msg to aise aate he jaise ladkiyo ko mahina aata h....

A C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z

A C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z

Tum soch rahe hoge ki bakike
alphabets kidhar hai..!!
Baki ke alphabets niche hai..
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B H O S D I K E

Door gaon me ek basti thi jaha, Randiya sasti thi

Door gaon me ek basti thi jaha, Randiya sasti thi

Unki gaand me itni masti thi, jitna daalo utna hasti thi.

Tum bhi bahut haste ho, usi gaon k lagte ho.

Beti Apni Mummy Se Puchhti Hai: "*Mummy! Mummy!

Beti Apni Mummy Se Puchhti Hai: "*Mummy! Mummy! Ye Lund Kya Hota Hain?*"

Mummy Boli: "*Jab Tu Badi Hokar Acchi Ladki Banegi Toh Tujhe Bhi Ek Lund Milega.*"

Daughter: "*Aur Agar Main Gandi Ladki Bani Toh?*"

Maa: "*Tab To Beti Tujhe Bahut Sare Lund Milenge..*"

Ye ldkiya kitni chalak hoti h

Ye ldkiya kitni chalak hoti h

Apne 18rupiye litre ki doodh ki theli hame dikha kr

Hmara 350 rupiye kilo ka GHEE Nikal leti h....

girl : who is sunny leone??

girl : who is sunnl leone??
boy: she is the brother of sunny deol with her dhai-dhai kilos (.)(.)....
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isko dekhke aadmi uthta nai ........uska uth jata hai...:P

Salma: (suhagrat ke baad) muje talak dedo!

Salma: (suhagrat ke baad) muje talak dedo!

Akram: Q

Salma: jitna tumhara saman hai, usse badi to Bashir bhai ki Zuban hai...!

Baap: Is ladki mein aisa kya hai ki tu shaadi ke liye itni zid kar raha hai ?

Baap: Is ladki mein aisa kya hai ki tu shaadi ke liye itni zid kar raha hai ?

Beta- Dad ye bachpan mein angutha bahut achchha choosti thhi Aur aB yeH
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Ummeed karta hu aap samajh gaye honge xD xD j

Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h

Kuware sochte hai k shadishuda ache h

Shadishuda sochte hai k kuware ache h

fark sirf itna h k shadishuda din m sochte hai or kuware raat ko...

Varities of woman

Varities of woman:
AALSI -Aaj ghodi banne ka mud nahi, baithe baithe hi kar lo

DHAMKANE WALI -Agar muh me diya, to tere gote daba dungi

ITIHAS PASAND -Jab mein college me thi to 4-5 se 1 sath karwati thi

BHAVISHYA BATANE WALI -Muze pata tha, ye nirodh fatega

CONFUSED - chut chut oh..nahi aaj gand mar do

SELFISH- Mera pani nikal gaya, ab tum bahar nikal k hath se kar lo

SHAKKI -Tumhara popat pahle se mota dikh raha hai, jarur tumne koi goli li hai

Santa ka beta 4th me fail hoke 3rd me aya

Santa ka beta 4th me fail hoke 3rd me aya,

3rd me fail hoke 2nd me, 2 se 1me.

Santa daar kr apni biwi se bola Soniyo! Salwar Tight Kr Le Munda Wapas Aa Raha H.

Wife-Zara Dhire Karo Express Kyu Chala Rahe Ho Maal Gaadi Chalao

Wife-Zara Dhire Karo Express Kyu Chala Rahe Ho Maal Gaadi Chalao

Itne Mai Beta Bed Se Gira Aur Bola-Jo Marji Wo Chalao Par Passenger Mat Girao.

A girl tells her bf inside cinema hall

A girl tells her bf inside cinema hall:
MERE baju wala muth maar raha hai....

Boy: ignore him

Girl: i cant..... He is using my hand.

Lady-Dr.Mera HOLE bahut bda h

Lady-Dr.Mera HOLE bahut bda h

Dr. HOLE dekh kar- ye to gufa h...gufa h...gufa h

Lady gusse m-isme 3bar bolne ki kya jrurat ha

Dr:Bhosdiki awAz gunj rahi h

1 English Lady...

1 English Lady...

What is your daily routine?

Haryanvi Lady: "Mhara kaunsa routine Bebbe..
Din "CHULLE" pe Ar Raat "LULLE " pe..!

Agar apna character acha

Teacher says,
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Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga

Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha

Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahi Hai

Santa Gusse Mein Aake Bola: “Badchalan Ye Kya Ka Rahi Hai?”

Biwi Masumiyat Se: “Main Kya Karti Ji, Is Bechare Fakeer Ne Kaha, Bibi Ji Koi Esi Cheez De Do Jo Sahab Istemaal (Use) Nahi Karte“ 

3 Facts of Life

3 Facts of Life:
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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"Chapaati"
Think positive yar

Girl to riksha wal

Girl to riksha wal :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha

koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha 

ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, 

jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

What is the difference between Guilt and Shame

What is the difference between Guilt and Shame ??

Its GUILT to sleep with another woman...

But ... Its a SHAME to miss the Opportunity...

Full Form Of Husband

Full Form Of Husband

H -:  Humble

U -:  Unbel!evable

$ -:  $@cr!fice

B -:  But

@ -:  @t

N -:  N!t

D -:  D@ngerous

Sardar's son:5 Rs. do. Sardar:Right jeb se lelo

Sardar's son:5 Rs. do. Sardar:Right jeb se lelo
(Jeb phati thi,lund haath me aaya)
Son:Nahi hain. Sardar:Left dekh(Fir se phati jeb)
 Son:Bhosadike paisa 1 nahi aur lund 2-2 rakhata hain.

Madam ne class me pooncha:

Madam ne class me pooncha:
Dushashan kaun tha?
Ladaka: Fuddu tha. Madam: kyon?
 Ladaka: Saaala sadi ko khich raha tha,utha bhi to sakata tha.

Son:Papa 2day i had sex with my teacher

Son:Papa 2day i had sex with my teacher
Dad:Great,yeah hui na mardo wali baat!Chal party ho jaaye?
Son:Aaj nahi papa aaj gaand me bahut dard hain.

Girl during sex: Mere MOOH me ungali dalo

Girl during sex: Mere MOOH me ungali dalo,
Meri GAAND me ungali daalo,aah.
.Meri CHOOT me ungali daalo,
Boy: Bahan ki Laudi ye LUND kya sms padhanewale ke GAAND me daaloo

Ek Raand ki kavita

Ek Raand ki kavita:
ohabbat ke siva aur bhi gum hain jamane me,
Mohabbat ke siva aur bhi gam hain jamane me,
Kabhi aake dekho CHOOT phat jati hain kamane me.

Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode

Arz kiya hain: Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Dhyan se kya padha raha hain Laude?
kabhi dekhe hain udate Ghode?

Police Mujrim se: Bachche ki GAAND kyon mari

Police Mujrim se: Bachche ki GAAND kyon mari
 Mujrim: Janab thand lag rahi thi. Police: Bachcha kaha hain?
Mujrim: Woh khush hain aur sms padh raha hain.

Arz hai.....Itana naaz na kar apani

Arz hai.....Itana naaz na kar apani CHOOT ki gaharai par,
Hame bhi phakra hain apane LUND ki lambai par.

Asmaan pe jitne sitrare hai,

Asmaan pe jitne sitrare hai, (wah wah)
Aankho me jitne ishare hai, (wah wah)
Samundar ke jitne kinare hai, (wah wah)
 Utne hi kide teri GAAND mein hai, (ab bol wah wah).

Ek lady Dr. se -mere Husband mujse sex nahi karte

Ek lady Dr. se -mere Husband mujse sex nahi karte .
Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana. Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya. Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. 3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di. 3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to beta bola- Maa mar gayi. Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, kaam wali bhag gayi, Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya. Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai, chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain !!!!!!

Ek Callgirl Ke Beech Kuch Sperms Apna-Apna Parichey De Rahe The

Ek Callgirl Ke Beech Kuch Sperms Apna-Apna Parichey De Rahe The,
I’m Doctor’s, I’m Doodhwala’s, I’m Husband’s, I’m Boyfriend’s,
Ek Sperms Chup Tha,
Ek Ne Pucha: “Tum Chup Kyun Ho?”
Silent Sperm: “Insano Ki Meeting Mein Kutte Ka Kya Kaam“

Ek Lucknow Ka Nawab Apne Kisi Rishtedar Se Milne Mumbai Gaya

Ek Lucknow Ka Nawab Apne Kisi Rishtedar Se Milne Mumbai Gaya.
Wahan Vo Rasta Bhool Gaya, To Usne Ek Ladke Se Puchha.
Budha: “Huzroor, Ek Takleef Deni Thi Aapko”
Bachha: “Bhonsdi Ke, De Ke To Dekh Teri Maa Na Chod Dunga Sale Budhe.“

Haan Mujhe Aaj Bhi Yaad Hai Wo Raat

Haan Mujhe Aaj Bhi Yaad Hai Wo Raat,
Jab Hum Dosto Ne Milke Shama Jalayi Thi,
Doston Ne Mil Ke Tujh Se Raand Chudwai Thi,
Daddy Tere Aaye Aur Bhaag Gaye The Hum Sab,
Par Teri Fatne Ki Aawaz Dur-Dur Tak Aayi Thi.

2011 Mein India Mein Ek Survey Hua

2011 Mein India Mein Ek Survey Hua,
Jiske According Aajkal Ki 70% Ladkiyan Shaadi Se Pehle Sex Karna Chahti Hain.
Mein Pershan Hoon Aur Samajh Nahi Aa Rahi Ki, Bhenchod Wo 70% Ladkiyan Hain Kahaan?
Hass Kya Rahe Ho, Dhundo Yaar Dhundo.

Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha

Ek Pathan Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha, Police Ne Use Pakda Or Bola
Policewala: “Ye Gair Kanuni Hai.”
Pathan Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni Hai“

Main Ne Aap Ki Leni Chahi

Main Ne Aap Ki Leni Chahi, Magar Aap Ne Na Di, Raaye
Main Ne Aap Ko Apna Dena Chaha, Magar Aap Ne Na Liya, Sacha Pyaar
Aakhir Aap Ne Mera Dekh Hi Liya Na, Ghussa
Pehle Kehte The Ke Mujhe Tumhara Hi Pasand Hai, Andaaz
Lekin Ab Kehti Ho Ke Main Kisi Aur Ka Loon Gi, Sahara
Mera Khayaal Hai Ke Mera Ab Kaafi Lamba Ho Gaya Hai, Message
Ab Mujhe Aap Ki Chahiye, Ijaazat

Ek Ladki Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli

Ek Ladki Dukaan Pe Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli.
Ladki: “Ek 28 Number Ki Bra Dena”
Dukandar Ne Andar Apne Ek Naukar Ko Awaj Lagayi Aur Bola
Dukaandar: “Chote, Ek Baalgopal Laana”
Tabhi Ek Aunty Aayi Aur Boli.
Aunty: “Bhaiya, Mujhe ek 42 Number Bra Dena”
Dukaandaar: “Chotu, Sath Mein Ek Jhulelaal Bhi Lete Aana“

Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Bazar Mein Ghum Rahi Thi.

Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Bazar Mein Ghum Rahi Thi.
Ek Ko Dar Lagne Laga To Usne Dusri Ko Bola: “Yaar Bada Darr Lag Raha Hai”
Dusri Haste Hue Boli: “Dar Na Apna Konsa Koi Lund Ukhaad Lega“

Four Tragedies In A Boy’s Life…

Four Tragedies In A Boy’s Life…
College Sucks,
Teacher Sucks,
Exam Sucks,
Girlfriend Does Not.

Pati Ne Suhagrat Pe Patni Se Sex Shuru Kiya Aur Enjoy Karte Hue Bola

Pati Ne Suhagrat Pe Patni Se Sex Shuru Kiya Aur Enjoy Karte Hue Bola
Pati: “Darling Ladka Nikalu Ya Ladki?”
Patni: “Tumhari Maan Ka Bhosda, Bhenchod Pehle
Jo Dala Hai Wo Nikal, Dard Se Meri Gand Fati Jaa Rahi Hai“

Ek Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai

Ek Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai?
Jab Tum Akele Bethe Ho Aur Ladkiyo Ke Group Ko Dekh Rahe Ho
Aur Tumhare Aas Paas Koi Na Ho Ye Kahne Wala
“Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

Girl: “I’m Sexually Harassed

Girl: “I’m Sexually Harassed”
Boss: “How ?”
Girl: “This Man Everyday Comes And Say Your Hair Smells Nice”
Boss: “Whats The Problem In That?”
Girl: “He Is Only 3 Feet Tall“

Kya Aap Bhi Jyada Bachhe Karna Chahte Ho?

"Kya Aap Bhi Jyada Bachhe Karna Chahte Ho? Agar Haan To Pade Ye Joke, Is Se Pahle Aapki Biwi Bhi Ese Code Word Mein Bole.. Sambhal Jao."
Rahman Ali Ke Teen Bachhe Hue
Ali Ne Khush Hote Hue Unka Naam Rakha
Hasrat Ali, Barkat Ali Aur Harkat Ali
Kuch Mahine Baad 2 Aur Bachhe Ho Gaye
To Uski Biwi Ne Unka Naam Rakh Diya
Bas-Kar-Ali Aur Raham-Kar-Ali

Mahnagayi Kitni Bad Gayi Hai

Mahnagayi Kitni Bad Gayi Hai
Is Baat Ka Andaza Aap Is Cheeze Se Laga Sakte Hai.
Ek Callgirl Ke Darwaje Par Signboard Laga Tha
Pay For 1 Side & Get Other Side Bilkul Free

Ek Sachhi Gatna Delhi Ki

Ek Sachhi Gatna Delhi Ki,
Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Raste Mein Jaate Hue Chirag Mila,
Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya.. Zordar Dhamaka Hua
Khud Mar Gaya, Aas Paas Ke 9 Logo Ki Gaand Fatt Gayi Aur 15 Ke Lund Udd Gaye
Moral: “Aladin Ka Zamana Gaya Bhonsdi Walo, Lawaris Cheezo Se Durr Raho – Delhi Police“

Ek Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Puchha

Ek Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Sukh Aur Santosh Ke Beech Mein Kya Farq Hai?”
Baba Ji Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya:” Jivan Mein Apni Pasand Se Ladki Thokne Ko Mile To Wo Hai Sukh … Aur Jo Mile …  Usse Thokna Pade Wo Hai Santosh…“

Aankhein Diwangi Mein Laga Bethe

Aankhein Diwangi Mein Laga Bethe,
Dil Apna Ashiqui Mein Haar Baithe,
Aap To Awarded Gandu Nikle,
Hizde Se Bhi Apni Marwa Bethe.

Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai ??

Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai ??
Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai !!
Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai …
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Abe Salo Sudhar Jaao. Soch Badlo Apni … Mene Bola Tha Na Ki, Galat Shabd Use Nahi Karunga

Usne Baja Diya Mera Music Bina Dhol Ke

Usne Baja Diya Mera Music Bina Dhol Ke,
Dil Tod Diya Usne I Hate You Bole Ke,
Ek Roz Ja Rahi Thi Wo Mujhe Bye Bole Ke,
To Maine Bhi Dikha Diya Apni Chain Khol Ke

Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe

Baap Beta Sadak Pe Jaa Rahe Thhe To Bete Ne Dekha Ki Kutta-Kutti Sex Kar Rahe The.
Bete Ne Puchha: “Dad, Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai?”
Baap Ab Bechara Kya Kahta, Kuch Socha Aur Bache Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Se Bola
Baap: “Beta, Piche Wala Kutta Aage Wale Ka Sahara Le Kar Chal Raha Hai”
Beta Hairani Hote Hue: “Hadd Hai, To Ismein Bechare Ki Gaand Marne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi“

Insani Jism Ka Sab Se Nazuk Hissa Hai Gaand

Insani Jism Ka Sab Se Nazuk Hissa Hai Gaand
Thand Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi,
Garmi Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi,
Paper Na Aata Ho To Gaand Fat Gayi,
Result Aaye To Gaand Fat Gayi,
Koi Bhi Kaam Kharab Ho Jaye To Gaand Fat Gayi,
To Bhai Logo, Apne Dil Se Jyada Khayal Apni Gaand Ka Rakha Karo.

Baba Saxidas Ji Se Unke Ek Naujawan Bhakt Ne Ek Din Puchha

Baba Saxidas Ji Se Unke Ek Naujawan Bhakt Ne Ek Din Puchha
Ladka: “Baba Ji, Ek Hi Gotra Main Shaadi Kar Sakte Hain Kya?”
Baba Ji Pahle Muskuraye Aur Fir Badi Pyar Bhari Najro Se Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Bole
Baba Ji: “Beta Gotra Koi Bhi Chalega, Magar Mutra Wala Marg Alag-Alag Hona Chahiye”

Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue

Petrol Ke Badte Rate Ko Dekhte Hue Ek News Channel Walo Ne Report Di Hai Ki
Aaj Ke Bad Petrol Pump Par Adult Movies Chalya Karenge
Taki Aap Petrol Bharvate Hue Usi Time Pe Kisi Aur Ko
Bhi Chudte Dekh Sako .........(What An Idea Sir Ji)

Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye

Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye
General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.
Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka Virya Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.”
Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche
Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi
Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..“

Agar Aap Chahte Hai Ki

Agar Aap Chahte Hai Ki,
Ladki Pehle Hath Me Le,
Phir Muh Mein Le,
To Iske Liye Aap
……….. Panipuri Becho.Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.

Ladki Mandir Mein Jati Hai Aur Parsad Laker Pandit Ke Pair Chukar Puchti Hai

Ladki Mandir Mein Jati Hai Aur Parsad Laker Pandit Ke Pair Chukar Puchti Hai
“Pandit Ji, Koi Gyan Ki Baat Bataiye”
Pandit: “Beti Bra Pehna Karo, Jhukti Ho To Dhyan Bhatak Jata Hai“

Pati Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha

Pati Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha
Pati: “Jaan, Tumhara Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Bhi Mard Hoti”
Patni Gusse Se Boli: “Nahi, Par Mera Dil Hamesha Ye Chahta Hai Ke Kash Tum Mard Hote“

Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi

Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi, Teacher Ne Us Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?”
Ladki: “Ji, Pinki”
Teacher: “Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho?”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur Piche Sarson Ka Tel“

Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Param Bhakat Nilesh Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Unke Pass Gaya

Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Param Bhakat Nilesh Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Unke Pass Gaya Aur Ek Prashn Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Mardana Kamzori Kya Hoti Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Bachha, Agar Tumhare Khawab Mein Koi Ladki Aaye Aur Waha Bhi Uski Izzat Bach Jaye, To Ise Mardana Kamzori Kehte Hai“

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“

Question: “Aisa Kya Hai Jise Bina Hilaye Dulaye Upar-Niche Kiya Ja Sakta Hai?

Question: “Aisa Kya Hai Jise Bina Hilaye Dulaye Upar-Niche Kiya Ja Sakta Hai?”
Answer: “Taapmaan (Temperature)”
Abe Hamesha Galat Hi Mat Socha Karo, Kabhi Kabhar Sharif Bhi Ban Jaana Chahiye.

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay Peene Ko Kiya

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay Peene Ko Kiya
Par Jaise Hi Usne Fridge Khola To Usmein Doodh Hi Nahi Tha
Tabhi Use Idea Aya, Vo Apne Kamre Mein Gayi
Apne Kapde Utaare, Naye Kapde Pahne Aur Market Se Doodh Leke Aayi Aur Fir Chay Banake Pee.
Arey Aap Logo Ne Kyu Apna Pakad Liya Tha, Joke To Pura Veg Tha

Ladke Ka Mast Baatein Karne Ka Mood Bana To

Ladke Ka Mast Baatein Karne Ka Mood Bana To Apni Girl-Friend Ko Fon Kiya.
Ladki: “Hello, Janu Kaise Ho?”
Ladka: “Main To Theek Hoon Sweetheart, Aur Tum Sunao”
Ladki: “Kaha Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?”
Ladka: “Basment Se”
Ladki: “Waha Bhi Network Mil Raha Hai”
Ladka: “Network Kyun Nahi Ayega Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada Hai“

Ek Aurat Apne Hath Me Hathoda Le Kar Apni Beti Ke College Me Gayi

Ek Aurat Apne Hath Me Hathoda Le Kar Apni Beti Ke College Me Gayi Aur Boli - Kaha Hai Meri Beti Ki Class ?
Principal - Behanji, Shanti Rakhiye, Baat Kya Hai ?
Aurat - Aaj 5 Din Ho Gaye Hai, Meri Beti Ki 5 Chaddiya Fat Gayi Hai...
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Aaj Main Us Ki Bench Ki Keel Thok Ke Hi Jaungi.

Husband and Wife Sex Kar Rahe The

Husband and Wife Sex Kar Rahe The. Achanak kisine Door Bell Bajayi.Aadmi ne 5 Min bad Darwaja Khola.
Dost - Yaar badi der laga di darwaja kholne me ?
Aadmi - Hum log chatni koot rahe the.
Shararti Dost bola - Bhabhi hame bhi Chatni chatao.
Hoshiyar Bhabhi - Maine To Bartan Dho Diye Hai,Kutne ke Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo.

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai

Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Kyunki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki Tarha Silencer Nahi Laga Hota Na“

Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak

Zindagi Mein Do Cheeze Samaj Nahi Aayi Aaj Tak:
Pehli: “Ladkiyon Ki Jeans Mein Zip Ka Kya Kaam Hai?”
Doosri: “Jab Unke Paas Kuch Pakadne Ke Liye Hai Hi Nahi
 To Wo Bathroom Jane Ke Baad Hath Kyo Dhoti Hai?“

Ladka: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Tum Kya Karti Ho

Ladka: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Tum Kya Karti Ho?”
Ladki: “Kyu Bataun? Main Tumhe Janti Bhi Nahi Hoon”
Ladka: “Na Batao Main Konsa Tumhe Apni New Mercedes Car Mein Bitha Ke 5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha”
Ladki: “Jasmin, B.Com Final Year, Punjab College, College Timing 8 Am To 1 Pm, Friday Timing 8 To 12 Pm, Sunday Off, Aati Papa Ke Sath Hoon Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hoon“

Ek Ladki Zor Zor Se Gaana Ga Rahi Thi

Ek Ladki Zor Zor Se Gaana Ga Rahi Thi,
Mujhe Rang Day, Mujhe Rang Day.
Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Use Bahut Maara.
Par Kyu?
Kyunki Ladki Totli Thi

Anuj Ko Ek Din Muth Maarte Dekh

Anuj Ko Ek Din Muth Maarte Dekh Uske Dad Ne Pakad Liya Aur Fatafat Uski Shadi Kar Di
15 Din Bad Jab Unhone Anuj Se Puchha: “Beta Ab Sab Thik To Hai Na?”
To Anuj Gusse Se Bola: “Ganta Theek Hai Daddy, Uska Hath To 5 Minute Mein Hi Thak Jata Hai“

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
Dulhan: “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?“

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Shadi Ke Agle Roz Uske Dosto Ne Puchha

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Shadi Ke Agle Roz Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: “Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Shayri Ke Andaj Mein Farmaya
Haq To Yeh Hai Ke Haq Ada Na Hua
Asal Waqt Pe Hi Chodumal Ka Khada Na Hua.

Boy Friend Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha

Boy Friend Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha
Ladka: “ Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?”
Ladki: “Condom Laye Ho Kya? ”
Ladke Ko Samajh Na Aaya To Usne Puchha
Ladka: “Arrey, Kiss Karne Ke Liye Condom Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?”
Ladki: “Achha, Sharif To Aise Ban Rahe Ho Jaise Kiss Karne Ke Baad Khade Hathiyar Pe Meri Panty Tangoge?“

Ek Jyada Syana Ladka Mar Kar

Ek Jyada Syana Ladka Mar Kar Narak Mein Pahuncha
Yamraj: “Narak Mein Aapka Sawagat Hai, Idhar 3 Darwaje Hai, Aur Har Koi Apne Bure Karmo Ka Fal Bhugat Raha Hai, Tum Koi Bhi Darwaja Chun Sakte Ho”
Pahle Darwaje Mein Ek Aadmi Ko Hunter Pad Rahe The
Dusre Darwaje Mein Aadmi Ko Tel Ki Kadhayi Mein Jalaya Ja Raha Tha
Teesre Darwaje Mein Ek Ladki Ek Bande Ka Tasali Se Choos Rahi Thi
Ladke Ne Ye Dekha Aur Fat Se Bola: “Main Teesra Darwaja Chunta Hun”
Yamraaj Muskuraya Aur Ladki Se Bola: “Good News, Ab Tum Jaa Sakti Ho, Tumhari Jagha Lene Koi Aur Aa Gaya Hai“

Naughty Girls Poem

Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi,
Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karungi,
Lekin Jab Tak Namilega Wo 8 Inch Ka,,,
"TRY" To Har Ek Ka Karungi.

Vidai k samay dulhe ka cell baja dulhan ne thappad mar diya

Vidai k samay dulhe ka cell baja  dulhan ne thappad mar diya ? ?
Q ki usme ringtone thi-dil me chupakar arman le chale,
 hm aaj apni maut ka saman le chale..

Manzil Nhi He

Manzil Nhi He
Thikana Nhi He
Kahi Par B
Mera Ashiyana Nhi He
Mene Teer Chalana Sikhaya Use
Ab Mere Siva Uska Koi Nishana Nhi

You are my friend forever

You are my friend forever

I
CARE
For
U

Bcoz

You
Are

MY $weet

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¡ ¡_,_,_,
¡ _,_,_,)R I E N D
¡ ¡ O R E V E R
¡_,_¡

Teacher To Student

Teacher To Student-

Beta, A B C D Se Shuru Hone Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao

Student- Sir,

A - Apni
B - Beti Ka
C - Cell Numbr
D - Dijiye

Tu Khwab Nahi Mera Jo Fariyad Karu

Tu Khwab Nahi Mera Jo Fariyad Karu
Tu Pyar Nahi Mera Jo Intjar Karu
Tu To Duaa He Mere Dost
Jish Par Aakhri Sans Tak Aitbar Karu.

Bhool kar aapko jayenge kahan

Bhool kar aapko jayenge kahan,
Ek pal zameen par jee payenge kahan,
Aapse he muskurahat hai zindagi mein,
Bina aapke khush reh payenge kahan

Everybody Gives U Only ADViCe !

()()
('i')
>D TRuTH OF LiFe<
When U Need ADViCe
Everybody Is Ready To HeLP
But
When U Need
HeLP
Everybody Gives U Only ADViCe !

Log Kehte H

Log Kehte H
Jise Hadd Se Jayada Pyar Karo
Wo Pyar Ki Kadar Nahi Karta
Par
Pyar Ki Kadar Ja Kar Unse Jaano
Jinhe Koi Pyar Hi Nahi Karta

Good morning nd have a nice day

* *S_n rise***
* *B_tterfly**
* *Pict_re***
* *Nat_re***
* *M_sic***
all are waiting for
"u  u  u  u  u  u  u"
So get up...!
Good morning nd have a nice day

Badal ki trah awara he hm

Badal ki trah awara he hm
aap bhula n skoge wo nzara he hm
Jo tutke fana ho jaye sub ki khusike liye
aasma ka wo sitara he hm.

This is MAGIC

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year

main khisti tu kinara

main khisti tu kinara ,
main matar tu paneer ,
main barish tu badal ,
main rajma tu chawal,
main hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

Keep little bit of ego always in your pockets

Keep little bit of ego always in your pockets,
so that you can use it when your self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people..

Thought for the day :

Thought for the day :
"Success means what better we have in life.
But, a successful person means how many lives are better bcause of him..

Ek pyari si chez apke liye hai

Ek pyari si chez apke liye hai..........
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.
Thora aur niche.....
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.
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.
.
Dekhte raho......
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APRIL FOOL

Relationships are precious,

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

Open ur cute cute eyes !So the Sun can shine

Open ur cute cute eyes !So the Sun can shine ,
Flowers can Blossom,  Birds can chirp B'coz
all r waiting to see Ur Sweet-Sweet  S*M*I*L*E.

In hasino se Rasme Waf

In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai?¿
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai

Talk with Someone Who Makes U Happy

"Talk with Someone Who Makes U Happy, But, Never MisS To Talk With Someone who Feels hApPEk pyari si chez apke liye hai..........
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Thora aur niche.....
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Dekhte raho......
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.
APRIL FOOLy to talk To U.. !

Unke liye jab humne Bhatakna chhod diya

Unke liye jab humne Bhatakna chhod diya,
yaad me unki jab Tadapna chhod diya,
wo Roye bahut aakar tab hamare paas,
jab hamare Dilne Dhadkna chod diya.

Jo DIL Ke AAINE me Ho

Jo DIL Ke AAINE me Ho
Wo Hi He PYAAR ke QABIL.
Warna
DEEWAR ke QABIL To Har TASWEER
Hoti Hai.

Wo Ajnabi Hai Jane Kab Chhod De

Wo Ajnabi Hai Jane Kab Chhod De
Hawa Ka Kya Pata kab Rukh Mod De
Hum To Dusro Ka Dil Khush Rakhte Hai
Magar Dusro Ka Kya Pata Kab Dil Tod De

Subah ka mausam

Subah ka mausam or Aapki yaad + Halki si thandak
or
Chai ki pyaas,
Yaaro ki yaari
or
Yaari ki Mithas..
Shuru kijiye apna din meri
GudMRNG ke sa

Hum Lakh Ache Sahi Log Kharab Kehte He

Hum Lakh Ache Sahi Log Kharab Kehte He
Bigda Hua Hamko Nawab Kehte Hai
Hum To Aise Badnam Ho Gaye Hai Ki
Pani Bhi Piye To Log Sharab Kehte Hai..!

Some friends forget

Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I'm not 1 of them.
I'm here just 4 two moments
.. now & 4ever..!!:

Har Bar itefaak hi Ho Gye

_Har Bar itefaak hi Ho Gye

_Bewjah hi Unpe Hm Fida Ho Gye

_Jinhe N Chaha Wo Ho Gai Khafa

_Or

_Jinhe Chaha Wo Bewafa Ho Gye