Nice words by a Boy who truely loves a Girl

Nice words by a Boy who truely loves a Girl-
"My one Hand is enough to Fight against d world if You Hold d other One.!"

anta, Ko Exam Me Koi Swal Nhi Ata Tha To santa Ne Hr Swal K Niche

santa, Ko Exam Me Koi Swal Nhi Ata Tha To santa Ne Hr Swal K Niche

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Lines LgaDi or Likh Diya,Scratch Kr K Ansr Padh Lo.

Haath Thaama Jo Tumne Hmara

Haath Thaama Jo Tumne Hmara
A Chahat Is Dil Ko Mehkaane Lagi
Pa_KarSath Tumhara A Jaan
Khushbu Kaagaz K Phulon Se B Aane Lagi

Insan Jindgi Bhar Wo 2 Chehre Nhi Bhul Pata

Insan Jindgi Bhar Wo 2 Chehre Nhi Bhul Pata

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1> Jab Koi Paraya Muskil Halat Me Sath De
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2>Jab Koi Apna Muskil Halat Me Sath 6od De

F R I E N D S H I P

F R I E N D S H I P
,;*”*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee…..
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown.

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of heart bcoz

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of heart bcoz
you always remain close to my heart and far away from my eyes.

Ban k ajnabi mile the zindagi k safar me

Ban k ajnabi mile the zindagi k safar me,
In yadon k lamho ko kabhi mitayenge nahi,
 Agar yaad rakhna fitrat h aapki to vada h,
 hm b aapko bhulayenge nhi.

Kasoor Na Unka Tha Na Humara

Kasoor Na Unka Tha Na Humara
Hum Dono Hi Rishto Ki Rasam Nibhate Rahe
Woh Dosti Ka Ehsaas Jataate Rahe
Hum Muhobbat Ko Dil Me Chhupate Rahe.

Rich people travel in cars

Rich people travel in cars,
Poor people travel in carts,
but People like you,
Travel in Hearts.

I kept your name in my JOURNAL

I kept your name in my JOURNAL,
and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart,
you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS,
because the MARKET VALUE of friendship
will never DEPRECIATE from heart.

Kuch Ansu Palko Me Chupa Liye Jate Hai Kuch Gam

Kuch Ansu Palko Me Chupa Liye Jate Hai Kuch Gam
Dil Me Daba Liye Jate He Log Kehte Hai Ki Har Gham
Ke Baad aati he khushi  Aur Bs Hm Isi Ass Pe Jiye Jate He.

Tod do kasam jo khayi hai, Kabhi yad kar lene

Tod do kasam jo khayi hai, Kabhi yad kar lene
mein kya burai hai, Yaad aapko bina kiye raha bhi to nahi jata,
Dil mein jagah aapne aisi jo banai hai!

Pyar Sabdo Ka Mohtaj Nh Hota

Pyar Sabdo Ka Mohtaj Nh Hota
Dilme Hr Kisi K Raj Nh Hota,
Kyo Intezar Krte H Sbhi Valentine Day Ka
Kya Sal Ka Hr Din Pyar Ka Hqdar Nh Hota.

Height of behaving cool

Height of behaving cool
Professor to studnt:
Nalayak, class me baatein kyu kr rha h
Student- sir, mere messages free nahi hain isliye:-)

Life starts INTENSE

Life starts INTENSE,
But Ends with SILENSE.
Love starts with FEAR,
Buts ends with TEARS.
And Friendship starts HOWEVER,
Will always Remain FOREVER.

Tanha rahna to seakh liya hamne

Tanha rahna to seakh liya hamne,
Par khush kabhi na rah payege,
Teri duri to sah lenge,
Par teri dosti K bina na G payege.

CM to Secratry-yar jab se

CM to Secratry-yar jab se CM bana hu Meri Maa ko Hichki bahut aati he
Stry-Yes Sir,State me Bijli jate hi Log Aap ki Maa Ko hi Yaad karte he

Ek AAH jo dil ko rula de

Ek  AAH jo dil ko rula de
Ek waah Jo MAN ko bahela de
Ek Raah Jo MANZIL ko mila de
aur
EK
SMS Jo apno Ki yaad Dila de

Maana Ki Naseeb Me Koi Sanam Nahi

Maana Ki Naseeb Me Koi Sanam Nahi,
Phir Bhi Koi Gum Nahi
Tanha The Aur Tanha Jiye Ja Rahe Hai,
Badnaseeb To Wo Hai,
Jinke Nasib Me Hum Nahi.

Kabhi Karte"Hai ZinDgi Ki Tamanna,

Kabhi
Karte"Hai ZinDgi
Ki Tamanna,

Kabhi
Maut"Ka InteZar
Karte Hai,

Wo
HumSe"Kyu Dur
Rehte Hai

Jinhe
Hum"ZInDgi Se
Bhi Jayada
Pyar Karte_Hai."

Kami Hai Duniya me aise Logo ki

Kami Hai Duniya me aise Logo ki
Jo Fikar kiya karte hai
Ye Eshan hai AAPKA hum par
Jo aap Meri Dosti Ki kadar kiya karte hai

Ek msg maa k naam

Ek msg maa k naam- ''Mom is God's Gift" send to 12 people (+me) within 1 hr u will get Good News

10000000%True. Do 4 ur sweet mom. I m doing it 4 my Mom.

Wo"Nahi Jante Wo Kitne Pyare He

Wo"Nahi Jante Wo Kitne Pyare He
Jaan"He Hamari Hume Jaan Se Pyare He
Duriyo"Ke HoneSe Kya Fark Padta He
Wo"Kal Bhi Humare The Aaj Bhi Humare Hai

H ULjhan Badi Ab Kya"Yaar Karen

H ULjhan Badi Ab Kya"Yaar Karen,

Kise"Nafrat Aur Kise Pyar Kre

Har"Chehre Ke Piche EK Chehra H
KisPe"Shak
Aur KisPe Aitbar Kre.

Bahot ajeeb Hai''n Yeh Pyaar Ki Bandishe ''Faraz'',

Arz Hai

Bahot ajeeb Hai''n Yeh Pyaar Ki Bandishe ''Faraz'',

Na Tum Ne qaid Mein Rakha Na Hum Farar
Hue

apki yaar me Sb kuch Bhula baithe h

apki yaar me Sb kuch Bhula baithe h
Chirag Khusiyo k Bujaye baite h
Hm marenge apki bahome Ye maut se b Shart laga baithe h

Palko Me Sapno Ko Aane Do

Palko Me Sapno Ko Aane Do
Apno Ki Yaad Me Thoda Kho Jane Do
Agar Hote Ho Disturb Mere MSG Se
To Just Chill Yar Thoda Disturb Bhi Ho Jane Do.

1Ladki ki BRA pe likha tha 93.5 RED FM

1Ladki ki BRA pe likha tha  93.5 RED FM.
 To socho uski Panty par kya likha hoga
Nhi pata?
So,simple
dabate rho

Phulo Jese Hatho Me Chudiya Mahakti

Phulo Jese Hatho Me Chudiya Mahakti H
Jane Kaun Aaya Tha Sidhia Mahakti H
Chhu Lia Khawabo Me Jo BADAN Uska
Ajtak Khusbu Se Ungliya Mahakati He.

Dil ka kya hai ye to teri yaado ke sahare jee lega

Dil ka kya hai ye to teri yaado ke sahare jee lega,

Baat to aankho ki hai jo tarasti hai tere deedar ke liye.

Managment studnt kisses a girl

Managment studnt kisses a girl.
Girl-whats this?

Boy- its called DIRECT MARKETING.

Girl slaps d boy.

Boy-what is this?

Girl- this is CUSTOMER FEED BACK..

Attractive Beautiful Cute Dear

U  R..

A-B-C-D

Attractive Beautiful Cute Dear

E-F-G

Excellent Funny Gorgeous

H-I-J

Hello,I'mJoking!

K-L-M-N

Kaisa Laga Mazaak, Nalayak

GOOD MrNG HAVE A NICE DAY

G-get
O-out
O-of
D-dream

M-make
O-over
R-real
N-new
I-imagination
N-never
G-give up in life
GOOD MrNG HAVE A NICE DAY

Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me

Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me

Maa-Baap Se Badkar Koi
Nhi
Isliye
Jaldi Se Shadi Krlo
or
Maa-Baap Ban Jao
Rishta Wahi Soch nayi

DiL"Ke Taaro Ko Mere Ched Gaya Koi

DiL"Ke Taaro Ko Mere Ched Gaya Koi,

Mere
Jazbato"Se Khel Gaya Koi,

Hum
Kho Gaye H Raah Dikha De Koi

Aaj Hum Akele H Usko"Bata De Koi

Sadiyo Se Hoto Par Pyas Thi

Sadiyo Se Hoto Par Pyas Thi,
Samandar Dekha To Pi Gye.
Paida Hote Hi Mrne Ki Tamanna Thi,
Par Tujhe Dekha To Ji Gye

GOLU-3bistar Q lgaye

GOLU-3bistar Q lgaye
Son-Ghar me 3guest aanewale he
GOLU-koun
S-nani ka beta
Mammy ka Bhai Or mera mama
GOLU-fir 1aur laga mera sala b aayega

Once there was a fight between me & a tiger

Once there was a fight between me & a tiger.
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I ran away....
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Why?
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To save Tiger....
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Only 1411
R left !

Otherwise U know me.

Sandas me jo dekha maine tairta hua gu

Sandas me jo dekha maine tairta hua gu..,


wah wah.
wah wah..


Gu se yaad aya or bta kaisa h tu..

Dala jo pani to dub gya gu..,

wah wah.
wah wah..


lagta h bhoshdi k mujhe bhul gya h tu.:-D

1 ldka naale me gir gaya tabhi 1 ladki ki awaz ayi

1 ldka naale me gir gaya tabhi 1 ladki ki awaz ayi
"SURF EXCEL HAI NA'DAAG ACCHE HAI" l
dka:kamini DAAG ITNE HI ACCHE H TO
WHISPER MAT LAGAYA KAR:-Dekh

Na jane kis se milne ko tarasta he

Na jane kis se milne ko tarasta he ,
Na jane kis ki yaad me tadapta he,
Kambkat dil ki bewafai to dekho,
Sine me reh kar mere,Kisi or ke liye dhadkta hai..

Jab Apne Liye Dua Karo To

Jab Apne Liye Dua Karo To
Dusron Ko Bhi Yaad Kiya Kr
Kya Pata Uske Naseeb Ki Khushi
Aapki Ek Dua Ke Intezar Me Ho

tumne Girls ko itna khubsurat Q banya

Boy to GOD-tumne Girls ko itna khubsurat Q banya,
GOD-taki tum usse pyar kar sako
B-To fir tumne use akal kam Q di
GOD-taki wo tumse pyar kar ske

one day d hrt said to d eyes

one day d hrt said to d eyes..
dnt see mor bcz u see nd
 i suffer.....dn d eyes said to d hrt...dnt thnk
mor bcz u feel nd i cry......!

Dont drink water while studying

Dont drink water while studying

Bcoz,

CONCENTRATION
decreases
on adding water!


No claps plz,
I dont lyk publicity!

Wife:Colege Ke Bare Me Tumhara Koi

Wife:Colege Ke Bare Me Tumhara Koi
Bura Exprience Hai
Husband:Han,Tumhari Aur Meri Pehli
Mulakat Colege Me Hi To Hui Thi

Zakhm-e-nasoor

Zakhm-e-nasoor
Ban jane ki
AADAT h Unhe,

Rula k muskrane
Ki AADAT h unhe,

Milenge AB KI to
Khoob rulayenge unhe,

Suna h ROTE hue
LIPAT jane ki
AADAT h unhe..

GUNNU:shadi k waqt

GUNNU:shadi k waqt
DULHE ko Ghode par akele Q bithaya jata hai
BUNNU:Last warning di jati hai ki abhi b waqt hai bhaagJa

Us Pari ko Jameen par Kisne Bulaya

CID Pj
Us Pari ko Jameen par Kisne Bulaya
Us pari ko Jameen par Kisne bulaya
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Daya Pata Karo Dhoni ka MaXX Mobile Kisne Churaya.

Life is book of mysteries

Life is book of mysteries,
U nevr knw wch page wil bring a GUD twist in the story, keep on reading 'coz happines cums wen it is most unxpected..

MSG OF THE WEAK

MSG OF THE WEAK:
Kaun kehta hai k khuda nazar nahi aata?
Sirf wohi to nazar aata hai
jab kuch samajh me nhi aata.

Humne To Suna Tha Kuch Pane

Humne To Suna Tha Kuch Pane,
Ke Liye Kuch Khona Padta Hai,
Par Ye Nahi Pata Tha Ke,
Dil Laga Kar Rona Padta Hai.!!

Bahot ajeeb Hai''n Yeh Pyaar Ki Bandishe ''Faraz'',

Arz Hai

Bahot ajeeb Hai''n Yeh Pyaar Ki Bandishe ''Faraz'',

Na Tum Ne qaid Mein Rakha Na Hum Farar
Hue

Girl In Burkha

Girl In Burkha

BOY-Oye Hoye
Kha Ja Rahi H

Grl-Tere Ghar

Boy-Mai B Aata Hu

Grl-Aaja Kutte,Kamine,
Ammi Ko Bataungi Apni Behan Ko Chedta H

Pyar Ka Izhaar Na Hoga Humse

Pyar Ka Izhaar Na Hoga Humse
Aisi Kuchh Majburi Hai,
Mere Aankhon Me Kuchh To Mahsus Karo
Kahna Kya Zaruri Hain?

Na ishq karna mere yaar

Na ishq karna mere yaar
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bhut karwati h
recharge tum krwa ke dete ho
or no mera lgati h

Ek hazar me tune mujhe attract kar diya

Ek hazar me tune mujhe attract kar diya,

Isliye to sanam maine tujhe,

Hazaron me select kar liya.

Log"kehte He ki

Log"kehte He
Ki
Kisi 1"Ke JaneSe
Zindgi Ruk Nhi
Jati

Lekin
Wo"Shayd Nhi
Jante Ki

Lakho Ke MiL
Jane Se_B

Us 1"Ki Kami Puri
Nahi Ho_Pati

CHATRI or CHOKRI

Que:
CHATRI or CHOKRI
Me Kya FARQ He?
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Ans:
CHATRI Ko Button Daba
Kar KhoLni Padti He
or
CHOKRI Ko Button KhoL
Kar Dabana Padta He!

Aj Wo Fir Hme Yad A RhiHe

Aj Wo Fir Hme Yad A RhiHe
Reh-Reh K Hme Sta RhiHe
Khti Thi Hmesa Hste Rhna Tum
Or Khudi Apni YadSe Hme Rula RhiHe

Teri Zindgi Me Sada Bahar Rahe

Teri Zindgi Me Sada Bahar Rahe
Har khushi ko Tera Intezar Rahe
Na ho khatam Teri khushiyon ka khazaana
Tere Lab na Bhule kabhi Muskurana

koi kahta he dosti nasha ban jati he

koi kahta he dosti nasha ban jati he
koi kahta he dosti saja ban jati he
par dosti karo sache dil se to dosti jene ki wajah ban jati he

Cheese 4 Pizza

Cheese 4 Pizza
Passport 4 Visa
Butter 4 Bread
Ice 4 Freezer
Cream 4 Cake

Water 4 Lake

Leaf 4 Tree

A FRIEND Like You is Forever 4 Me

Kya ye bache apke hai,agar nhi to aage

<('.')>chingu
<('.')>pingu
<('.')>mingu.
Kya ye bache apke hai,agar nhi to aage bhej do,jiske hone rakh lege.surat mil rhi thi to lga apke hoge

Boy to gal :- Apna figure to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho

Boy to gal :- Apna figure to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho.

Gal:- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai.

Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado

Arz Kiya Hai
Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado
Wah Wah
Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado
Vicks Ki Goli Lo
Khitch Khitch Dur Karo

Jo Humesa Sath Rahe Wo SACHHA H Ji

Jo Humesa Sath Rahe Wo SACHHA H Ji
Jo Musibaton Me Kam Aaye Wo ACHHA H Ji
Kabhi-Kabhi Humse B Ho Jati H Nadaniyan
Q K
DIL TO BACCHA H ji

DiL"Ke Taaro Ko Mere Ched Gaya Koi

DiL"Ke Taaro Ko Mere Ched Gaya Koi,
Mere
Jazbato"Se Khel Gaya Koi,
Hum
Kho Gaye H Raah Dikha De Koi
Aaj Hum Akele H Usko"Bata De Koi

Do pyar karne wale jangal me

Do pyar karne wale jangal me
kho gaye...
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Jangal me khoye hai
mobile me
kyu dhund rahe ho.

Pani ka 1katra Sa Palkon pe Chha Gya

Pani ka 1katra Sa Palkon pe Chha Gya
Ye Mosam Hal-E-Dil apka Hume Bata Gya
Intezar kr Rahe The Na ap Mere sms ka
To lo ye Mera SMS b Aa Gya

Ek kavita arz hai :- Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa k to dekh

Ek kavita arz hai :- Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aa k to dekh.
Tune pura parvat ek ungli pe uthaya,apne sar pe exam ka pressure ko utha k to dekh.
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara Osama Bin Laden ko hath laga ke to dekh. Tune bhari mehfil me droupadi ko sari pehnayi , mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dekh. Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiya  sath me rkhi kalyug ki 1 ladki ko pata ke to dekh.
Hey krishna tu is kalyug me aake to dekh....

Jo KiSmt Me H Whi MiLeGa

Jo KiSmt Me H Whi MiLeGa,.
Wah!WaH!
Jo KiSmT Me H Whi MiLeGa..
WaH!WaH
HandS Up! Hm CID Se H,
Koi ApNi JgH Se nHi HiLeGa

Mujhe chand taro se kya lena

Mujhe chand taro se kya lena,
Bas hamari aapki dosti rahe salamt.
Mujhe jannat ke najaro se kya lena

Dr:- Apki Neeche Wali Dono Goliyan Nikalni Padegi

Dr:- Apki Neeche Wali Dono Goliyan Nikalni Padegi

Mariz:- Nikal Lo Jab "BANDOOK" Hi Nhi Chalti To "GOLIYA" Kis Kaam Ki.

Ee Pal Apke Bin Bitana MUSHKIL Hua

Ee Pal Apke Bin Bitana MUSHKIL Hua
CHAHA To Bahot Par DUR Jana Muskil Hua
Ho Gye Ap Is KADAR Apne Ki
Apki Galti Par RUTH Jana Bhi Muskil Hua

Teri Aankho Me Aasu

Teri Aankho Me Aasu
Chehre Pe Hasi Hai
Teri Sanso Me Aahain
Dil Me Bebasi Hai
Tune Pehle Q Nai Btaya Muje
Darwaze Me Teri Ungli Phasi H

Suna Hai Ki woh Jate Hue Keh Gaye Ke

Suna Hai Ki woh Jate Hue Keh Gaye Ke
Ab To Hum Sirf Tumahre Khawabon Mein Aayenge .
Koi Keh  Dein Unse Ki woh Wada Kar Lein
Hum Zindgi Bhar Ke Liye so Jayenge.

Apni lover se 1st Date me agar apko TOILET jana ho to kya kahoge

Apni lover se 1st Date me agar apko TOILET jana ho to kya kahoge
1 GEHRE dost se HATH MILANE ja raha hu jisse apki "MULAKAAT" jald hi krwaunga

Mene Uss se Pu6a

Mene Uss se Pu6a:
Janu Batao Jism Se jaan Kese Nikalti He, 
To Usne Apne Haatho Se,
MERI GOTIYA Daba Di.;-)

Girl-sir all boys

Girl-sir all boys
called me buaji
Sir-stand up who call her bua ji?
All boys stand up except 1
Sir-why r u not
standing
Boy-bcoz I am Fufaji.

Din Bhar Ki Thakaan Ab Mita Lijiye

Din Bhar Ki Thakaan Ab Mita Lijiye,
Ho Chuki Raat Roshni Bujha Lijiye.
Ek Khubsurat Khwab Raah Dekh Raha H
Bus Palko Ka Parda Gira Lijiye

Zindgi 2 Din Ki He

Zindgi 2 Din Ki He

1Din Tumhare Haq Me
1Din Tumhare Khilaf

Jb Tumre Hak Me Ho
Us Din Gurur N Krna
Or
Jb Tumhare Khilaf Us Din Sabar Kr Lena.

Mayus mat hona Ye Gunah hota ha

Mayus mat hona Ye Gunah hota ha
Milta wahi hai Jo Kismat me likha hota ha
har Chiz mile Humne Jarurr to nhi
Kuch Chizo k Intezar me Maza hota he

Tum B Likha Karo Shayri

Tum B Likha Karo Shayri
Tumhara B Meri tarah Naam Ho Jayega,
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Sham Ki SABJI Ka Intezam Ho Jayega.

Aapko pakar ab khona nahi chahte,itna khush ho kar ab rona nahi chahte

Aapko pakar ab khona nahi chahte,itna khush ho kar ab rona nahi chahte,
ye alam hai hamara apki judai me k ankho me neend hai magar hum sona nahi chahte.

Kishi ki chahat ko saza mat dena

Kishi ki chahat ko saza mat dena
kishi ki mohabat ko daga mat dena
jise apke bina rahne ki aadat na ho,
use lambi umra ki dua mat dena.

Khwabo k andar zinda mat Raho

Khwabo k andar zinda mat Raho
Balki apne andar khwabo ko zinda rakho
Mohabat use nai hoti jo kubsurat ho
khubsurat wo hota he jis se mohbat ho.

Keep little bit of ego always in your pockets

Keep little bit of ego always in your pockets,
so that you can use it when your self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people..

main khisti tu kinara

main khisti tu kinara ,main matar tu paneer ,
main barish tu badal ,
main rajma tu chawal,
main hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool

This is MAGIC

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year

santa, Ko Exam Me Koi Swal Nhi Ata Tha To santa Ne Hr Swal K Niche

santa, Ko Exam Me Koi Swal Nhi Ata Tha To santa Ne Hr Swal K Niche

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Lines LgaDi or Likh Diya,Scratch Kr K Ansr Padh Lo.

Wo 2 Chehre Nhi Bhul Pata

Insan Jindgi Bhar Wo 2 Chehre Nhi Bhul Pata

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1> Jab Koi Paraya Muskil Halat Me Sath De
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2>Jab Koi Apna Muskil Halat Me Sath 6od De

Jo DIL Ke AAINE me Ho Wo Hi He PYAAR ke QABIL.

Jo DIL Ke AAINE me Ho Wo Hi He PYAAR ke QABIL.
Warna
DEEWAR ke QABIL To Har TASWEER
Hoti Hai.

Ranchordas-1 over me kitne ball feki jati hai

Ranchordas-1 over me kitne ball feki jati hai?
Virus:6 ball
Rancho:Galat,1 over me 1 hi ball 6 baar feki jati hai!
BETA KABIL BANO, RATTNE SE KUCH NHI HOGA.

Agar din h to raat b hogi hote ho kyu udas baat b hog

Agar din h to raat b hogi hote ho kyu udas baat b hogi
itne pyrse dosti ki h khudaki kasm zindgi rahi to mulaqat b hogi.

Na woh sapna dekho jo tut jaye

Na woh sapna dekho jo tut jaye
Na woh hath thamo jo chhut jaye
Mat aane do kisiko itna karib ke
uske dur jane se insan khud se ruth jaye.

Phoolo K Bich Khade Hokar B Khushbu Ki Kami H

Phoolo K Bich Khade Hokar B Khushbu Ki Kami H
Baharo Ke Bich Jhumkar B Khushiyo Ki Kami H
Sab Ke Sath Hote
Huye Bhi Meri 'dost'
Teri Kami He

One brother like you enogh to enjoy the whole life

One brother like you enogh to enjoy the whole life.
But one life is not enough to enjoy with a brother like you.

Ek pathr sE wafa PaNaChahu

Ek pathr sE wafa PaNaChahu

Me KHud kO AazMaNa Chahu

Q 1 Nya dard deti H ye ZINDGI

Jb B Me KhuLkR MuskuraNa chahu

Is team combination se India pakka World-Cup jitenga

Is team combination se India pakka World-Cup jitenga
200% sure
ab INDIA ko koi nahi hara sakta
How
Coz
Virend(R)a
Tendulk(A)r
Yuvra(J)
Gaut(A)m
Rai(n)a
Dhon(I)
Virat (K)ohli
Harbh(A)jan
Z. Kha(n)
Munaf Pa(T)el
R. As(H)win
Jis team me RAJANIKANTH chupa ho,wo kabhi haregi kya.??

Kya fark hota h khuda

Kya fark hota h khuda or peer me,Kya fark hota h kismat or takdeer me
Agr kuch chaho or na mile to samjh lena ki kuch acha likha h apki takdeer me.

tz Just Meaningless to Expect

Itz Just Meaningless to Expect anybody to be Exactly of Our Kind..
Coz V Cant Hold One's Right Hand in Our Right Hand to Walk Together.!

Majbur hum nhi ki tmko bhool jye

Majbur hum nhi ki tmko bhool jye
Khilona hum nhi ki yuhi toot jye
Dua se kharida hai hmne aap ko
Daulat se nhi jo rkh kr bhool jaye...

Jis gali se tum gujro,jis rah se gujro

Jis gali se tum gujro,jis rah se gujro,
Kuch aisa kar gujro, ki har baar jab bhi gujro,
Har koi kahe
Maro sale ko phir se aaya

Believe Where Others doubt

Believe Where Others doubt.
Work Where Others refuse.
Save Where Others Waste.
Stay Where Others Quit.
And you Will Win Where Others lose!!

Ye 3ediots aapko

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Ye 3ediots aapko
Good Morning. kehne aaye hai.
Are...Bolo na
All iz Well.!:-)

No One in The World is Born For

No One in The World is Born For
You.. But You Can Make Someone
To Live For You.. Live The Life
Such a Way That Others Love To
Live For You..

Tumarhi Pehli Nazar Ki Kashish

Tumarhi Pehli Nazar Ki Kashish,
Humein Zindgi Bhar Sataygi,
Na Jane Tum Humein Miloge Ya Nahin,
Yeh Dahdkan Tumhe Hi Bulayegi.

My luckiest time was wen i met u

My luckiest time was wen i met u
D hapiest was wen i know u
D most memorable was wen v got closer
D luvliest was wen u Bcame my cute FRND

R u ( '.' ) Waiting

-   .-""-.   R u  (  '.'  )   Waiting=(,,)=(,,)= for my! ! ! ! ! ! ! !   sms?So sweet
How can I forget    to wish u.....

Rail ke patri pe h@gne walon sawdhan

Rail ke patri pe h@gne walon sawdhan,
rail aayegi gannd kat jayegi
aj tak haath se gannd dhote the
kal gannd se haath dho baithoge

Jab tak hum jiya karenge

Jab tak hum jiya karenge.
Tumhe yaad kiya karenge.
Agr hum mar bhi gaye to kya hoga.
Chori chori YAMRAAJ k mobile se aapko sms kiya karenge.

When u like sum1 & when they r not with u

When u like sum1 & when they r not with u,
feel u must talk 2 them,
convey them u miss them a lot,
but all these feelins are expressed as tears

Bhool Jayen Ke Kya Tum Aur Kya Hum

Bhool Jayen Ke Kya Tum Aur Kya Hum
Bus Yad Rakhen To Ye Naheen Ajnabi Hum
Rangon Se Sajee Dunya Ho Kaheen
Bus Rahen Hon Jis Me Hum Aur Tum.

UMEED KYA UNSE JINKI UMEED HUM NHI

UMEED KYA UNSE JINKI UMEED HUM NHI
Shikwa Kya Unse Jinka Khwab Hm Nhi
GAM TO IS BAAT KA HAI
Aaj Humare Paas Wo Hai Magar Unke Pas Hum Nhi.

Kuch Baate Karke Rula Na Dena

Kuch Baate Karke Rula Na Dena
Chup Rehke Saza Na Dena
Na De Sako Khushi To Gam Hi Sahi
Bus Ek Wada Karo
Kisi Ko Pake Hame Kavi Bhula Na Dena

Kya apko ladki pasand h

Kya apko ladki pasand h?

Kya ap ladkiyo ki bate sunna chahte h?

Kya ap hmesha ladkiyo se ghire rehna chahte h?

To

Gol gappe ka thela lagaLo '

"Never try to hide ur secrets from a person who can read ur Eyes

"Never try to hide ur secrets from a person who can read ur Eyes.
B'coz  the one who can read ur Eyes is
always an Expert in reading ur Heart."

Jo Hona Hai Ho Ke Rahe Ga

Jo Hona Hai Ho Ke Rahe Ga
Dil Tere Khayaalon Mein Kho Ke Rahe Ga
Na Chaahoon Phir Bhi Mera Eemaan Hai
Agar Pyar Hona Hai To Ho Ke Rahe Ga.

U r sunshine of my life

U r sunshine of my life,
wiDot U life is cloudy
U r in my heart lYk rainy watr 4 barren land..
I love you alot my swthrt..
lots of luv

Brain is d mst outstanding organ

Brain is d mst outstanding organ.
It works for 24hrs 365dys continuosly 4m d tim of birth,
Bt stops only wen we enter d exam hall
Dhokebaaz.!

Motu:Mujhe Patla Hona H

Motu:Mujhe Patla Hona H
Dr:10 Goli Roj Lo. Mt:Kab-Kab Khaun
Dr:Arey Goli Khana Nahi Hai
Roz Goli Ko 50 Baar Zamin Pe Girakar Uthana Hai

Eyes speak more when a heart starts

Eyes speak more when a heart starts listening to sum1 silently & life seem to be more exciting, when sum1
start reading those eyes silently..

Sath Rhte Rhte uhi wqt Guzar Jaega

Sath Rhte Rhte uhi wqt Guzar Jaega,
Dur hone ke bad kaun kise yaad Aaega,
Jee lo ye PAL jb hum sath h,
Kal ka kya Pta Wqt kahan le Jayega.....!!

Wada h apki dosti sada khas rahegi

Wada h apki dosti sada khas rahegi,
Yado ki jhalak dil k pass rahegi,
Nahi bhulenge apko or apki dosti ko,
Jab tak is dil me aakhiri saans rahegi

Muskurana hi khushi nahi hoti

Muskurana hi khushi nahi hoti,
umar bitana zindagi nahi hoti,
khud se zyada khayal rakhna hota hai doston
ka, dost kehna hi dosti nahi hoti.

Dost kabhi khafa nhi hota.Dost dil se juda nai hota

Dost kabhi khafa nhi hota.Dost dil se juda nai hota.
Najarandaz kar dena meri kmiyo ko.Qki insan to kabhi
khuda nhi hote

Luv and TrusT r BaseD oN FactS anD actS

Luv and TrusT r BaseD oN FactS anD actS.
One WronG Act Can Break one'S TrusT
WheReas oNe sMall fAct Can Make One fall iN love

Kisi Apne Ko Apne $e Itna Dur Na Karna K

Kisi Apne Ko Apne $e Itna Dur Na Karna K
Wo Dil Se Hi Dur Ho Jaye
Balki Us Apne Ko Apne Itne Pass Rakho K
Wo Kabhi Kisi K Pass Hi N Jaye.....!

1 phul ki tamana thi kbhi,kash wo daal jhuk jati

1 phul ki tamana thi kbhi,kash wo daal jhuk jati,
zindgi k mod pe jb wo sath the,kash zindgi whi ruk
jati,ji bhr ke dekh lete unhe fir chahe hamri sans ruk jati.

SMS meaning

SMS:
S: Sweet
M: Miracle
S: Service
Between two best person
()"'"() ()""'()( ,'o' ) ( 'o', )(,)   (,)(,)   (,) "YOU & ME"
--%<@
GudMorng
:-)

Hum Jb B Apki DuniyaSe Jaynge

Hum Jb B Apki DuniyaSe Jaynge
Itna ApnapanDe Jaynge K
Jab B YAD Kroge is PagaLDoST ko
Hasti AnkhoSe B Aansu NikaL Aay

Kya ap SEX karte h

Kya ap SEX karte h
Kya ap CONDOM use karte h
Kya ap AIDS se darte h
To ap HATH se Q nhi karte h
HATH chale to AIDS tale

Dil se Apka Khayal Jata Nahi

Dil se Apka Khayal Jata Nahi
Aapke siw a Koi Yaad Aata NahiHasrat Hai
Aapko Roz Dekhu Par Kambakht Mere
T.V.Pe Cartoon Network Aata Nahi.

Pyaar Mei Ashk Bahate Kyu Hai,

Pyaar Mei Ashk Bahate Kyu Hai,
Do Dil Ek Dusre Ko Tadpate Kyu Hai,
Kehte Hai Pyaar Zindagi Hai,
Toh Phir Pyaar Ko Khel Banate Kyu Hai..!!

TERE Laut Aane Ka Intzar Karte Hai

TERE Laut Aane Ka Intzar Karte Hai
Dekho Hum Tumse Kitna PYAR Krte Hai
Hum Banate Hai Kagaz Pe Tasver Teri
Fir Unse Bate Hum HAZAAR Krte Hai

AAFTAB Ne Itna Nahi JALA"ya

AAFTAB  Ne Itna Nahi JALA"ya
Jitna CHANDNI Ne JALAYA  Hai.
'GAIRO Ne Itne GAM' Nahi Diye
Jis QADR Apno Ne RULAYA Hai.

BOY:Hum h Jogi,Kitne logi

BOY:Hum h Jogi,Kitne logi
calgrl:100 lugi, Hil-Hil ke dugi
BOY:50 duga, Hil Me Khud hi luga
calgirl: 50 bHi bacha le, Hath se hi Hila le

Student-Sir sab log HINDI,ENGLIS, URDU me bolte h MATH me kyo nhi bolte

Student-Sir sab log HINDI,ENGLIS, URDU me bolte h MATH me kyo nhi bolte?
Teacher-Zyada 3, 5 N kar 9, 2, 11 hole Nhi to 4,5 jad dunga to 6 k 36 dikhege.Sala 420

Sangeet Sunkar Gyan Nahi Milta

Sangeet Sunkar Gyan Nahi Milta,
Mandir Jaakar bhi Bhagwaan Nahi Milta,
Pathar To Log is Liye Poojte Hain,
Kyon Ki Vishwash K Layak insaan Nahi Milta..

Pepsi change d Game new Brand Ambassador

Pepsi change d Game new Brand Ambassador- its neither Sehwag nor Dilshan..
It's our own ASHISH NEHRA.. he can change d game in only 3 BALLS.

Mai Apni Girlfrnd ko kaise

Mai Apni Girlfrnd ko kaise,
Samjhau
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K Mohabbat Miss karne se Nahi,
Kiss KARNE se Badhti hai.

Sunhare Lmho Ka Vyapar Mat Karna

Sunhare Lmho Ka Vyapar Mat Karna
Kabhi Risto Ko Taar-Taar Mat Karna
Ranj Gum Or Tanhai Agar Sah Na Sako
To Khuda Kasam Kisi Se Pyar Mat Karna

ujdi duniya ko tu aabad na kar

ujdi duniya ko tu aabad na kar
bite huye lamho ko tu yaad na kar
1 kaid parinde ka he tumse yahi kehna
"me bhul chuka hu udna,mujhe aazad na kr"

Bete ne Apne Bap ko V!EGRA Gft di

Bete ne Apne Bap ko V!EGRA Gft di or-agr Maza Aye to suba Takiye k niche 100rs. Rkhdena.
Suba 500 mile.!
Bap-Beta 400 teri Maa Ne rkhe h

2015 me paper aise hoge

2015 me paper aise hoge
Q1:INDIA me bijli kis shehar me pai jati h
Q 2:Cheeni ka zaiqa kaisa hota h
Q 3:Petrol kin cheezo me istamal hota h

Teacher-Bacho Kasam Lo Ki Daru

Teacher-Bacho Kasam Lo Ki Daru
Cigarate Our Ladkiyo SeDur Rahoge
Desh KeLiye Jaan Bhi Doge
Boy-Ha De Denge
Aisi Zindagi Ka Krenge B Kya

Kis Had Tek Jana He Ye Kon Janta He

Kis Had Tek Jana He Ye Kon Janta He
Kis Manzil Ko Pana H Ye Kon Janta Hai
Dosti K 2 Pal Jee bhar K Jee Lo
Kis Roz Bichad Jana He Ye kon Janta Hai

Value Of Relation-

Value Of Relation-
Is Not That How Much U Feel "Happy" with Some One,
But,
It Is That
How Much Some One Feels "ALONE" Without u...

Trust d person who can sense ur sadness in ur smile

Trust d person who can sense ur sadness in ur smile,
hear ur words in ur silence &
feel ur luv in ur anger..
coz thy r indeed ur true mate.

Nepali ko chirag mila

Nepali ko chirag mila.
Jin nikla bola:3 wish mango!
Nepali:
1.Ek Bara bangla,
2.Ush men khoob daulatmnd aadmi
3.Ushka Chokidar humko bana do

Na Kuch Adhura chod Jayenge

Na Kuch Adhura chod Jayenge
Na Wade Tod Jayenge
Pure Karenge sare arman sabhi ke
Hum to Shisha H yaaro Tut ke Bhi Apni Khanak Chhod Jayenge.

Itna Na Tadpao K Sochte Reh Jaye

Itna Na Tadpao K Sochte Reh Jaye
Itna B Na Satao Ke Rote Reh Jaye
Zindagi Ke Baad B Chaha HeTujhe
U Dil Na Dukhao K Sanse Ruk Jaye..!!

Rom-Rom mei humare voh base hai

Rom-Rom mei humare voh base hai,
Najare humari aur chehra unkha hai,
Har saans mein humari voh base hai,
Dhadkane humari aur dil unka hai..

Har din ke baad sham hoti hai

Har din ke baad sham hoti hai.
Zindgi aise hi tamam hoti hai.
marte hai laila majnu isqe me.
aur Focut me MUNNI badnam hoti hai.

Khoobsurat Ladkiya Zyada Padhai Nahi Karti

Khoobsurat Ladkiya Zyada Padhai Nahi Karti
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Q K
Wo Janti Hai
Duniya K Kisi Kone Me Koi Gadha Unke Liye Dr Ya Engineer Ban Raha Hoga

Rahe salamat duniya unki,

Rahe salamat duniya unki,
jo meri khushiyo ki duaa karte he,
khuda unhe zindgi bhar khushiya de,
jo hume yad karne me 1pal barbad karte hai..!!

Aasoo Aa Jate Hain Ankhon Me Rone Se Pehle

Aasoo Aa Jate Hain Ankhon Me Rone Se Pehle
Her Khwab Toot Jate Hain Sone Se Pehle
Ishq Hai Gunah Ye To Samajh Gaye
Kaash Koi Rok Leta Ye Gunah Hone Se Pehle

Zindagi me har pal ko khushi se bita do

Zindagi me har pal ko khushi se bita do
bhale kitne ho gum
dil se muskura do
ku6 aise jiyo jindagi
ae dost
hr lamhe ko yad
nhi yadgar bna do

Dil ko Aabad kyo nahi karta wo?

Dil ko Aabad kyo nahi karta wo?
Mujhse ab baat kyo nahi karta wo?
Agar mujhe apna nahi sakta wo,
To apni in yaado se Aazad kyo nahi karta wo

Tension Ka Taluk Dimag Se Hai

Tension Ka Taluk Dimag Se Hai
To Heart Attack Kyon Hota Hai
Love Ka Taluk Dilse Hai
To Ishq Me Log Pagal Kyon Hote Hai!.

Have a heart that never hardens

Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.!!

1Smart sa "CHEHRA"

1Smart sa
"CHEHRA"
1Sacchi
"MUSKAN"
1Masoom sa
"DIL"
Hr Gum se
"ANJAN"
Dosto pe
"VISVAAS".
Or
Apno Ki
"JAAN"
Ye hi to h
"Sachin" Ki Pahchan

Naraz GF Ko Manane Ke Baad Ladka Pyar Se Bola

Naraz GF Ko Manane Ke Baad Ladka Pyar Se Bola-
'Jaan, Kaho To Tumhare Liye Chand Taare Tod Lau'
GF Muskurai Aur Boli-
'Phir Haramipan Shuru'
Hahaha

Jb koi sms nhi karta

Jb koi sms nhi karta.
Itna gussa aata h.
Dil to chahta hai
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Chappal utar ke.
Aaram se so jau..auR sochu bhejna hi nhi aata hoga.

What Is The Next Thing

What Is The Next Thing
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologies !!! :(

Doc. Kya tum bina dard kiye dant nikal sakte ho?

Santa~ Doc. Kya tum bina dard kiye dant nikal sakte ho?
Doc~ no
Santa~ me nikal sakta hu.
Doctor~ kaise ?
Santa~ he he he he he he he he

Uske liye jena Sikho jo aapke liye Mrne ko taiyar ho

Uske liye jena Sikho jo aapke liye Mrne ko taiyar ho
or
use Hmesa khus Rkho jiske dilme sirf aapke liye hi Pyar ho

Dharti Pe Ishwar Ki Talas He

Dharti Pe Ishwar Ki Talas He
Malik Tera Banda Kitna Nirash He
Q khojta He Insan Ishwar Ko
Jabki Tere Dusre Roop Me MAA~BAAP
Uske Itne Paas He

Log khete hai....!

Log khete hai....!

"Agr ache logo ko yad kiya jaye to waqt bhi acha guzrta hai.
So....,
"miss me every time":;-).:-)........

Teri Shikayten Pyari Lagti He

Teri Shikayten Pyari Lagti He
Jaan Se Kimti Teri Yaari Lagti He
Sanbhal Kar Rkhna Apni Dhdkano Ko
Qki Teri Dhdkane Bhi Hamhe Hamari Lagti He

Sabse anmol gft agar ap kisi ko dete ho to wo h waqt.

Sabse anmol gft agar ap kisi ko dete ho to wo h waqt.
 kyuki ap kisi ko apna waqt dete ho to
ap unhe apni zindgi ka wo pal dete ho jo kabi wapas nahi aata .

Na Dekho Mukdar apko Mnzil Ko Pana Hai

Na Dekho Mukdar apko Mnzil Ko Pana Hai
Apni Hsti Ko Aftab Bnana Hai
Na Mchalna Raaho Me Chand Ko Dekhkr
Apko To Suraj Bnkar Aasma Ko Jagmgana Hai

N 4get sum1 who Once was evrything

They say:
Luv, 4gve n 4get
I wnder-
How cn u luv sum1 who left u alone!
4gve sum1 who ruined ur hapiness!
N 4get sum1 who Once was evrything

True fact

True fact-
If U are running in d popular track
Run faster & overtake!
Otherwise
Run in a different
direction
The WHOLE WORLD will follow U!

Gao Me Nadi Pe Bridge Bnaya Gaya

Gao Me Nadi Pe Bridge Bnaya Gaya
Monu-Bahut Accha Ho Gya
Sonu-Ha Yaar,Pehle Dhup Me Tair K Nadi Paar Krte The,Ab Chav Me Tair K Par Krenge

Defnition of my frnd

Defnition of my frnd:
My medicine wen i am in pain,
My lettr wen i am far,
My smile wen i am sad,
My hand wen i cry,
1 mor breath wen i die!

Honhar beta n nalayak beta me fark

Honhar beta n nalayak beta me fark-
papa-aage kya krna h?
honhar-bas 10th me 97% aa jaye to 2 saal ki tutions n den IIT fir 1 saal ki aur mehnat n IIM. 20 lacs+ is enuf to start with
nalayak-bas is bar 10th ho jaye to roadies se bike jeet k launga fir splitsvilla se apki bahu.. Emotional atyachar se uska charactr certificate.. Achi h to thik nhi to kahani repeat...;) 

Darwaza Zor Se Baja...

Santa ka
Darwaza Zor Se Baja...
Wo Gusse Se Darwaze Par Gaya
Aur Bola~ Kaun Gadhe ka Bachha H?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aayi~ PAPA Main Hu!!

1st pagal bakri pe baith k ghoom raha tha

1st pagal bakri pe baith k ghoom raha tha
2nd pagal-tujhe police pakdegi
1st pagal-Q?
2 pagal  helmet nhi pehna he
1-abe niche dekh 4 wheeler he

Har Taraf Duniya Me Itni Rasme kyu Hai

Har Taraf Duniya Me Itni Rasme kyu Hai,
Pyar Agar Zindgi H To Isme Kasme kyu Hai,
batao hme ye raz
DiL Agar Apna H
To Kisi Or Ke BasMe kyu H

People Look 4 d Perfct Person to Lov

People Look 4 d Perfct Person to Lov.
But dey Fail To Realize dat
A Persn Bcms Perfect Whn v
Begin To Lv dem Sincrly.

Santa ne shampoo kharida

Santa ne shampoo kharida
Santa- iske sath jo gift hai do
shopkeeper- iske sath gift nahi hai
Santa- par isme toh likha h "Dandruff free"

Potty aur indian cricket team me kya similarity hai?

Potty aur indian cricket team me kya similarity hai?

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Think

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Socho socho

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DHONI vahan bh hai.. Dhoni yahan bhi hai

:))

Send this Dosti star_/\_ to lovely

Send this Dosti star_/\_ to lovely

> '.' <"\/"

friends, (also 2 me if i m)

if 3 come back,

1 of ur dreams will come true today..

Dont ignore..TRY IT.

Khushiyo Ki Barsaat Lehrati Rahe

Khushiyo Ki Barsaat Lehrati Rahe,

Aapko Meri YaaD Aati Rahe,

Barste Rahe Yuhi Humari Yaado Ke BadaL

Har Bund aapko Humara ehsaS DiLati Rahe..!!

Bhigi ankho se muskrane me maza

Bhigi ankho se muskrane me maza or h.haste palke bhigane ne maza or h,
baat keh ke to koi b samjata h, khamoshi ko koi samjje to maza aur he.

Khata Ho Gai To Saza Suna Do

Khata Ho Gai To Saza Suna Do

Dilme Itna Dard Q He Wajah Bata Do

Der Ho Gai He Yaad Krne Me Zarur

Lekin Tumko Bhula Denge Ye Khayal Dilse Mita Do.

Dard Mujhe De Ke Wo Chain Pata Hai

Dard Mujhe De Ke Wo Chain Pata Hai

Bina Aag K Hi Mujhe Jalata Hai

Dard Mujhe Nahi Hota Bas Ye Soch Ke

Muje Aansu De Ke Wo Bewafa Muskurati Hai..!

Yaado me hamari wo b khoye honge

Yaado me hamari wo b khoye honge

Khuli aankho se kabhi wo b soye honge

Mana hasna hai adaa gam chupane ki

Par haste haste kabhi wo b roye honge..

Zndgi Se Yu Chale H Ilzam Lekar

Zndgi Se Yu Chale H Ilzam Lekar

Bahut Ji Chuke Tera Naam Lekar

Akele Bate Krogi Tum Sitaro Se

Jab

Hum Chale Jayenge Tumhe Sara Aasman Dekar.

Raat"Ki Chandni Ne Deedar Nhi Kiya,

Raat"Ki Chandni Ne Deedar Nhi Kiya,

Humare"DiL Par Kisi Ne Aitbar Nahi Kiya

Hume"Bhi UnSe Mohabbat Huyi,

Jinhone"HumSe Kabhi Pyaar Nahi Kiya...

Kab tak khud ko rok payegi

Kab tak khud ko rok payegi

Bina mere woh na reh payegi.

Main bas junga uski yaado mein iss tarah

Ki phir woh doosro ko yaad karna bhool jayegi..

Milega Tera Pyar To Sawar Jayenge

Milega Tera Pyar To Sawar Jayenge

Nhi To is Duniya Me Bikhar Jayenge

2m Rehte Ho ish Jism M Jaan Bankar

Chod K ise Jayoge To Hm Mar Jayenge..!!

I nvr knw y i lyk sum ppl mor dn othrs

I nvr knw y i lyk sum ppl mor dn othrs

Y i luv sm ppl wdout reasn

Y i feel hapy in metng dm

Bt genuinly

hapines z al abt hvng sch ppl in lyf

Ghalib on seeing Pamela Anderson:

Ghalib on seeing Pamela Anderson:

Aankhon me wahi Jaam liye,

Hontho pe wahi Muskaan liye,

Kahan jaa rahi ho zaalim

Seene pe Dairy Farm liye.?

Jab"Aapka Naam Zuban Par Aata Hai

Jab"Aapka Naam

Zuban Par Aata

Hai

Pata"Nahi DiL Q

Bekarar Ho Jata

Hai,

TaSalli He DiL Ko

AaP"Sirf Mere Ho

Fir

Bekarar"DiL Ko Karar Aa Jata Hai

Khubsurt sa 1 pal kissa ban jata H

Khubsurt sa 1 pal kissa ban jata H

Jane kb kon ZndgiKa hissa Bn Jta H

ku6 log ZndgiMe aise mil Jte H

Jinse kbi na tutne wala RISHTA Bn Jata Hai.

HaSate"He Or Fir Rula Dete

HaSate"He

Or Fir Rula Dete

He

KrKe

Wo"MujSe Wade

AkSar

Bhula Bhi Dete He

Ajab

MiZaaj He"UnKa

Pyar"Bhi Karte

He Or

NaZaroSe Gira

Bhi Dete_He

Mita K Kisi Ka Asiyana Ghar Apna Bna Ni Sakte

Mita K Kisi Ka Asiyana Ghar Apna Bna Ni Sakte

Deke Dard Apna KisiKo Rula Ni Sakte

Chor Do Hme Apne Hal Par

Boj EhsanoKa Or Hum Utha Ni Sakte.

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya

Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya

Kuch Der Baad,

Uska Bap Bahar Aa K Bola-

'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya

Life is a book of mysteries

Positive Msg-

Life is a book of mysteries.u never know which page wil bring a gud twist.so keep on reading bcoz happines comes suddenly. :-)

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day,

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day,

7 sweet days make 1 sweet week,

4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month,

But 1 sweet friend, Like You , helps to make 1 sweet life....

Khwaish aisi karo ki aasma tak ja sako,

Khwaish aisi karo ki aasma tak ja sako,

Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,

Yu to jeene ke liye pal bahot kam hai,

Jiyo aise ki har pal me Zindagi pa sako..!

Nice saying:- "every one has a 'Best

Nice saying:- "every one has a 'Best

Friend' during each stage of life". but

"only Lucky Ones have the Same friend in

all stages of life".

DREAM nd AIM

DREAM nd AIM Both r Sensational thoughts.Make A Dream As Aim But Dont Make Aim As A Dream "Write ur sad time on water n write ur gud time on stone"

Duaon"Me DiL

Har

Duaon"Me DiL

Se

Dua Karte Hai,

Haath"FaiLaye

Rab Se

IlteZa Karte Hai,

Un"Par Gum Ka

Saaya Na Aane

Paaye,

Jo

Hume"Apno Me

Gina Karte_Hai."

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:)Ye Special Smile:)

:) :):):):):):):)

:)Ye Special Smile:)

:)hai, isse ap unn:)

:)logo ko snd krO:)

:)Jinhe aap kabhi:)

:)Udas Ni Dekhna:)

:)chahte. Mene tO:)

:)kr Diya...gud 9t.

EK "CHUHA" THA ?

EK "CHUHA" THA ?

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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..

.warna itna kuch likha tha aapki tarif main k pucho hi mat...

Aaj Keh Diya phir Na Kehna Kabhi

Aaj Keh Diya phir Na Kehna Kabhi

Meri Nazro Se Door Tum Na Rehna Kabhi

Khushi Bankar Labon Pe Aaye Ho Tum

Aansu Bankr Aankhon Se Na Behna Kabhi.!

Only few loving hearts

Only few loving hearts can identify some little lies in your smile & sum more

truth in your tears.

Never miss them in life...

They are truly yours...!

Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.

Man: Sex ho jaye?
Wife: No.
Man: Jewellary le dunga.
Wife: No.
Man: Car le dunga.
Wife: No, No, No.
Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain

Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

us ne kaha or dabao

us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . .
dekha ho gya na suit case band

Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha

Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha ?93.5 Red
Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha ?93.5 Red FM?
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga – Bajate raho

Dil Me Arman Tha

Dil Me Arman Tha Ki Uski Salwar Ka Naada Kholenge,
Uski Bra Ka Huk Kholege,
Uski Penti Ka Ilastik Khichenge,
Par Uski Bewafai To Dekho

"Nangi Hi Chali Aayi

Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oonchai

Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oonchai
ko dekhna aur pyar karna chahta hun.
Girl: seedha kyun nahin kehte
ke underwear aur brazier bhi utaar dun!

INDIA IS BACKWORD IN SEX TECHONLOGY.

AMERICAN SAYS:
INDIA IS BACKWORD IN SEX TECHONLOGY.
ANGRY SARDAR STARTED SHAKING HIS P@NIS.
AMERICAN:WHY R U SHAKING UR COCK?
SARDAR:I AM FUCKING MY WIFE THRU BLUETOOTH

Har mard ki life dekho to

Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...

Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...

during lecture in Maths class

Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell!
Banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

Gareebi se tang akar husband bola :

Gareebi se tang akar husband bola :

Lagta hai ab to dono hath phelanay paren ge

Wife : jaldi karo nai to mujhe dono tangen phelani paren gi

ek sardar ke 20 bachay they

ek sardar ke 20 bachay they
1 din uski wife ne poocha:
Mein kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Sardar: Roop tera mastana paas mere mat aana
phool koi phir se na khil jaye

Ladka mar gaya to us ki maa rotay huye boli

Ladka mar gaya to us ki maa rotay huye boli :
Mere ladkay ne duniya mein dekha he kya tha,
Padosan ladki boli :
Aunty aap royie mat mein ne
ussay sub kuch dikha diya tha

A man Asked the sardar to translate it in English!

A man Asked the sardar to translate it in English!
Mera Seena Khushi Sey Phool Raha hy.
Sardar: With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast!

Sharabi s@x kar raha tha.

Sharabi s@x kar raha tha.
Ghalti se peeche daal diya
Biwi boli: O ji truck galat godam me ja raha hai
sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai
jab diesel khatam hogaya

Yeh waqt nahi hai rone ka

Yeh waqt nahi hai rone ka,
yeh waqt hai bachcha paida karne kaa.
Tab kyon nahi roti thi,
jab chipak chipak ke soti thi.
Ab jo kiya hai uska jurmana bharo,
Tab toh kehti thi aur karo.aur karo....

April FOOL !!

Judge: Tumne apne husband ka QATAL q kiya?
Ladki: Woh office se ayee mujhe ROOM mai lekar gaye
BED pe litaya KAPRE utare..Meri Tangen UTHAEN or KAHA,
April FOOL !!

Kitna mushkil kaam hai

Kuch ladkiyan khadi ho kar deti hain,
Kuch thora jhuk kar deti hain,
Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain,
Kitna mushkil kaam hai
“JHAAROO dena”

Is Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath ho

 Is Suhaney mosam main tumhara saath ho,
Garm bister main kambal orhay tum pass ho,
Mere hont tumhien choney ko tarsain,
Kash aisa kabhi ehsaas ho!
I Love u
TATA TEA

Q: what is the idea of a horror scene ?

Q: what is the idea of a horror scene ?
THINK

THINK

ANS: u r having s@x with pregnent lady
and suddenly a hand holds ur lulli from inside !!!!

PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM

PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM
Jo maray wo fresh,
Jo songay wo crash,
Kabi awaz kabi be awaz hota hy
Mgr badbo apni hr su pehlata ha,
Kabi poooon,
Kabi paaaan,
Kabi padar padar niklta ha.

Kavi ki kalpana dekho - arz kiya hai

Kavi ki kalpana dekho - arz kiya hai

chunni leke soti thi, kamaal lagti thi..

Lo.. karlo baat.

sirf chunni lekar soyegi to kamaal to lagegi hi..? 

Bachho, batao Samosa or kachori me kya fark he?

Lady Techer - Bachho, batao Samosa or kachori me kya fark he?

1 Saitan Baccha bola - Madam, Br@ pehenogi to Samosa dikhega,

Nahi pehenogi to kachori....

Abe Chutiye

Ek Anokha Par Kadva Sach
Duniya Mein Har Insaan Ka Alag Alag Naam Hota Hai,
Magar Bheed Mein Jab Bhi Koi Awaaj Lagaye, “Abe Chutiye”
To 20 Mein Se 18 Log Palat Ke Jarur Dekhte Hai

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board.

Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board.
Lady teacher rubs it off.
Next day he draws a bigger one & writes:
'jitna ragdogi utna bada hoga...'

Q. Bhagwan kab khus ho jate hain

Q. Bhagwan kab khus ho jate hain
A. Jab koi ladki rape ho rahi ho or o chikhti hain,
plz bhagwan ke liye chhod do..

Tchr : pasive me badlo!

Tchr : pasive me badlo!
"bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam de hain"
stdnt : "sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain"

A punjabi bra ad

A punjabi bra ad:
Har kudi di pehli pasand "soniya bra"
hun 6 size wich
1.small
2.medium
3.large
4.oye hoye!
5.hai o rabba!
6.oh tei maa dee!

Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"

Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"
Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,
"It was just like the advertisement of British airways"
Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi
7 days a week, twice a day, both ways.

Sambha - sardar thakur ka kya karna hai

Sambha - sardar thakur ka kya karna hai?
Gabbar - kuch neh uska haat kaa tdo aur roz 3 blue film dikhao,
woh khud tadap tadap k mar jaye ga.

Fiza remix song

Fiza remix song -
Maha bub mere maha bub mere,
teri bistar pe mujhe sone de,
bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere siney mein,
mujhe daba daba k pine de.

BUY A SCOOTY

BUY A SCOOTY
PICK UP A BEAUTY
DRINK A FROOTY
TAKE HER TO OOTY
REMOVE HER NIGHTY
DO UR DUTY�
AFTER 9 MONTHS
* GET A CUTY *

Amitabh bachan in KBC

Amitabh bachan in KBC

Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee

What is the colour of your wife's underwear?

Option 1 : White

Option 2 : Grey

Option 3 : Black

Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

Niple niple little star

Niple niple little star

can i suck you in my car

up above the breast so high

always milky never dry

let me touch it never shy

in the bra it will be dry

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya

Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye
Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?

Most interesting line written

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

town-hall mein bajani hai"

Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : "tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai", Aadmi ne bola "mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai"

Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain

Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.

Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya

Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?
Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi

Conductor : baccha ko ticket?

Conductor : baccha ko ticket?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu

Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya

Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,
Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "
shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.

Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai

Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?

Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche

Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!

Girl panti utarkar boli

Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola-
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
"
"
Girl panti utarkar boli-
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.

miss call to sab hi marta tha

Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..
Uski baap : ye kiska hain?
Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha..
pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!

A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do

A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do.
Doctor asked: why?
Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he

Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?
A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe,
HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.

Oscar nomination 4 blue films r

Oscar nomination 4 blue films r :
1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti,
2 : hasina k dudu me pasina,
3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me,
4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwali

Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho

Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,
aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,
maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi

Dard to kam hota hai

Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai,
Dard to kam hota hai..

Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai,
fir main chair usi hisab se set karu

Aids awareness slogan

Aids awareness slogan:

Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool... ;-)

What is a kiss

Q: What is a kiss?

A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

Love is a gamble

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

KAMASUTRA

KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand

Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size

Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size
32:Innocent
34:Beautiful
36:Sexy
38:Agressive
40:Hungry
42: playful
44:daring
46:Wild
48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)

Pappu offered Girl 4 sex

Pappu offered Girl 4 sex
Girl:
tum itny chotay ho meri jawani ka bojh kaisy uthao gay?
Papu:
janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta
Mgr phaar to skta hy;)

“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”

1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.

1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.
Larki:
“Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”
Pathan:
“Itney Rush Mein Is Se Acha Nahi Ho Sakta.”;-

deta hai to upar aaja..

Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’
banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12
Lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi
deta hai to upar aaja..

mahol garam na karo..!

1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism key her jagah saf waaze hote hen
Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma parhao, mahol garam na karo..!

1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi,

1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi,
wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai,
Juda hotay waqt apne lover k kaan me boli:
“Jaan…!
Mutthon me Yad rkhna.

Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein…

Wakeel : Jab Mulzim Ney Tum Par Qaatilana Hamla Kiya,
Uss Waqt Tum Ney Kiya Cheez Uthai Hoi Thi ?
Aadmi : Uss Ki BV Ki Taangein…

Santa suhagrat main biwi k piche se daal raha tha

Santa suhagrat main biwi k piche se daal raha tha

Biwi: ji aage se dalte hai

santa: tujhe kaise patya

Biwi: main jab college main thi to gunde utha le gaye the unhone aage se dala tha

santa : ye gunde bhi confuse karte hain mujhe le gaye the to piche se daala tha..

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti Hai

Paper Dene Or Sex Karne Ke Baad Sari Girls Ki Feelings Same Hoti Hai ;

Kitna Lamba Tha Na

Kash Thora Time Or Mil Jata

Tooba Pehle Kitna Dar Lag Raha Tha

Phir To Pata Hi Nahi Chala Kab Ho Gaya

Uff Teen Ghante Tak To Meri Saans Hi Band Ho Gayi Thi

Aagay Ka To Theek Tha Peechay Ka Kitna Mushkil Tha Na.

1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid:

1st K.G. Kid To 2nd K.G. Kid:

"Teri Slate Acchi Hai Yaar..."
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2nd K.G. Kid: "iPad Hai Bey Bhenchod..!!

Ek ladka roj kothe par jakar

Ek ladka roj kothe par jakar
bhaav puchta tha

Dost:Jab tjhe kch krna ni
h tou rate Q phuchta h

Ldka:Me chek krta hu ki
GF mehangi tou ni pad ri..

aur mai fir b na sota th

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte,
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aur mai fir b na sota th..;) .
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Santa: Kaminey
Tbhi to tu Eklauta reh gaya..

fool Wali chaddi dikh rahi hai

BOY: Meri jeans 2000 ki hai,

Meri shirt 1500 ki hai,

Mere jute 2500 k hai,

.

GIRL: Bs kr knjar,

Pehla Zip band kar le tera 20 rupey ka fool Wali chaddi dikh rahi hai 

“Female” mein “male” aata hai

“Female” mein “male” aata hai

“She” mein “he” aata hai

“Women” mein “men” aata hai

Why?..

Because,

Mardon ki purani aadat hai aurton mein ghusne ki

Baba Saxidas Ek Din Gareeb Logo

Baba Saxidas Ek Din Gareeb Logo
Ke Uper Apne Vichar Parkat Kar
Rahe Thhe
Gareeb Aadmi Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi
Hoti Hai.
Pant Kharidta Hai To Jute Fatt Jate
Hai
Jute Kharidta Hai To Shirt Fatt Jati
Hai
Sab Kuch Ek Saath Khardita Hai
To Gaand Fatt Jaati Hai

Girl check up k liye gai

Girl check up k liye gai
Dr ki niyat khrab hogi
Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,
Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?
Dr:Checkup k liye,
Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?
Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye
Dr Starts fucking
Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?
Dr:Aids checkup
Girl:
check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat

Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:
Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?
BV:
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: (heran ho kr)
Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
BV:
Yehi K
Namaz parho
Rozy rakho,
Zakat do,
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:
Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.

Wife computer on kartay huay boli

Wife computer on kartay huay boli:
janu apna password batana ?
Husband:
lulli
Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha:
“Your password is too short”

Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he

Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??
larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.
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thodi der baad
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school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,
lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha

1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.
Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?
Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,
lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.
Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.
Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;
wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.
Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.
Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;
Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??

Be extra careful…..

Be extra careful…..
In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.
KHANA Waqt Per Khana.
ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.
SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.
Q K.
8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.
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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi ;)

AIK LERKA LERKI SAY:

AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY KUNVARI LERKIYOON SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : WOH KIYOO
LERKA : KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI

Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan

Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day

6 Inch ka hai.

6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
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LG KG 195

kuch to ander jayega.

Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy said: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander
jayega.

Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha

Ladki k Baap Ney Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta hamari Izzat Ab
Tumhare Haath Mein Hai.
Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

Neeche mat jao na

 Nahi plz
Neeche mat jao na
Kuch ho jaye ga
Plz
Dekho aisa mat karo
Maan jao na plz
Warna
â?¦Ho jaye ga
Plz mat jao
Aaah
Dekha
Ho gaya na
SMS Khatam!

Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?

Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!

7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon

7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon
Dost
Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti

(“.)
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) ):_//( ? G sir
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‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:

‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:
Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???
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Sania Mirza..

Tussi Saray panchod ho

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 100 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein …
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife

A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut chaley aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.

kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya

1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.

2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars

2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai
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dheere
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mar gayi
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ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai!

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye

Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher : Kyon?
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

thora sa karne do

thora sa karne do
Plz thora sa karne do
kisi ko pati nahi chale ga
bus thora sa karne do
aik chota sa sms

Hila zor se hila

Hila zor se hila
hila pura hila
dil se hila
sabke samne hila
jitna hilaogay utna
maza ayega
warana halwa jal jayega:P

Wife husband ka LULU Chum ke boli

Wife husband ka LULU Chum ke boli -
Mere Laal
Mera Sona
mera babu
mera baccha
aur bada ho jaa na

Husband - Isko Pussy mein daalna hai ya school mein?

Grandson: Dadaji.. Aap ke Daant Toh Hain

Grandson: Dadaji.. Aap ke Daant Toh Hain
Par Daadiji Ke Ek Bhi Nahin Aisa Kiyu.?

Dada: Beta.. Maine Doodh Bahut Piya Aur
Teri Daadi Ne Ganna Bahut Choosa..!

Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..!

Teacher- Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!

Teacher- Cat?
Student- Meow

Teacher- Lion?
Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
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Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..!

Boy & Girl Alone in a car

Boy & Girl Alone in a car-

Girl- Aaj Mai tumhe wo jagah dikhaugi Jaha se mera"DOODH"aata hai.

Boys gets excited-?

Girl- ye dekho "Milk DAIRY"...

(Ooooo..,.Bhai hath jodta hu tere aage...sudhar ja..)

Mera....Kho Gaya

Sharab p k Full tite santa Raat ko achanak neend mein rone laga.
Mera....Kho Gaya
Mera....Kho Gaya

Wife : Chup chap so Jao,
Aur meri Panty se hath htao.

What is the difference between movies having Certificate

What is the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX ....???
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U: Hero gets the heroine.
A: Villain gets the heroine.
XX: All the actors get the heroine.
XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine

Female BRAIN

Female BRAIN
20% Jewelry
20% Shoping
20% Money
20%Enjoy
10% KitchenCare
10% Fuck

Male Brain

97% chodna
1% kaise chodna
1% kisko chodna
1% kaha chodna...

1 Admi suhagraat ko apni bv se bola

1 Admi suhagraat ko apni bv se bola:
Tumhare B00BS to bahut bade he par tumhare niple nahi he.

BV boli sale kutte tu meri G@ND chat raha he

Suhagrt ko Pati Patni par chada

Suhagrt ko Pati Patni par chada..

Patni hasi
2bar fir se aisa hi hua

Pati ka dimag garm hua.

Pati: Kyu hasti ho?

Ptn: Pankhe mein apki GAAND dikti he!

Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola

Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola : Darling, BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!

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Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola :

aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??

LADY at Shoe shop

LADY at Shoe shop-
Ek 36 number ki Chappal dikhao.
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Shopkeeper- Madam Aap apne dimaag pe zor daal kar yaad
kijiyeke aap lene kya aayi hain ! xΡ

Kamwali Bai Ko Kuch Ladke Ched Rahe The

Kamwali Bai Ko Kuch Ladke Ched Rahe The.

Bai-Batameeji Karoge to Mor Bana Dungi.

Ladke-Mor Kaise Banaogi?

Bai-Madarchod Gaaand me Jhadu dal ke...

Daku train lut k chale jate hai

Daku train lut k chale jate hai.

Beti papa maine apni ring bacha li.

Baap: woh kaise?

Beti: Ring apni chut mein daal kar.

Baap: kash ye tariqa apni maa ko b batati to hamar sara saman bach jata.

1Girl: agar mai Car k niche aajaun, 1 months no college

1Girl: agar mai Car k niche aajaun, 1 months no college!

2Girl: agar mai truck k niche aajaun, 2 months no college!

Boy: agar tum mere niche aajao, 9 months no college!

Train mein pati apni patni se

Train mein pati apni patni se:
Aaj hamari suhagrat hai kuch karein?

Patni: Dikhta nahi samne likha hai.
Chalti train mein chadna mana hai.

Sindhi suhagraat mein dhire dhire wife ki panty uttar raha tha

Sindhi suhagraat mein dhire dhire wife ki panty uttar raha tha.

Wife: A jiiii kya dekh rahe ho?
Sindhi: Kapda achha hai.90 rupye meter ka to hoga ????